Defeat the Porpoise is a one-man synthwave powerhouse dedicated to recreating the high-speed, neon-drenched soundtrack of 80s and 90s action movies and arcade games that never existed. Fueled by nostalgia, neon lights, and a lifelong grudge against overly confident marine mammals, this one-man project delivers high-energy retro beats perfect for car chases, boss battles, and dramatic slow-motion explosions. If you’ve ever wanted to feel like the main character in a futuristic arcade thriller while questioning the true villainy of porpoises, this is your jam. 🎛️🐬🔥 

This t-shirt is made of:
• 100% ring-spun cotton

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!